would you like .. a Spatula?

nothing to be ashamed Of!

ahh .. the Principal!

I have no Bunghole!

I shall claim this Land!

give me your TP!

do you have any TP?

you cannot Escape!

run as you May!

you will Co-operate!

the Almighty Bunghole!

you will not be Safe!

do you have any Oleo?

my bunghole will Wait!

I shall claim this Land!

si! Ti-ti-Caca!

hey! wanna see my Holio?

piccata? Titicaca!

ahh .. the Principal!

give me all your TP!

I am a Gringo!

my bunghole will not Wait!

trick or treat .. Sonofabitch!

come out with your pants Down!

holio Bungholio!

you must bow Down!

give me your Candy!

virtual Stupidity!

you will not be Safe!

where I come from there is no TP!

Aqua For My Bunghole!

feed my Bunghole!

no polio in my Holio!

virtual Stupidity!

portfolio in my Bunghole!

I shall claim this Land!

return of the Almighty Bunghole!

are you threatening Me?

awaken my Bunghole!

yeah! that's pretty Cool!

more Candy!

holio Cornholio!